Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

by User_696969 May 7, 2020

choad nectar

Jays cum

Dude did u see Jay shoot out his choad nectar

by Russian easy bake September 9, 2020

Choad

A jar of kindlin, or small sticks

Before Tommy went camping, he made sure to buy a jar of Choad to start his fire.

by firestarter2 October 9, 2020

Chadarrhea

The phenomenon in which a group of alpha males, when in close proximity, synchronize their fecal cycles as to all shit at the same time.

See also - Menstrual synchrony

Chris - "Did you hear that Chad, Brad, and Thad got a nasty case of Chadarrhea?"
Dom - "Nah, but that's what happens when a bunch of high-protein chads start living together."

by Nicholas Gun October 21, 2020

Choad Woodle

A horny rumor spreader and a stalker. A blonde bearded male who enjoys ruining the lives of introverts.

Person 1: Hey are you gay?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Oh, John must be a Choad Woodle. He's making up rumors about you.

Person 2: Dangit John! Fuck that C.W.

by ApersonA October 24, 2020

chidave

chidave is a word used to describe the most manly of all men. chidave has a giant dong and he isnt afraid to show it to you. he is rivalled by noone and his extreme glory reveals him as the "ideal man" for any sane woman

1. look at that chidave! he has a massive penis.
2. chidave just stole my girl because hes too sexy

by chidavefan69 October 26, 2020

Choadalingus

The art of masturbating by one who goes by the name Choad.

Hi my name is Choad and at least 3 times a day I practice choadalingus.

by anonymous November 3, 2020