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celli

An abnormally large child who uses his largism for repeating acts of pimpism
by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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Chellysexual

The sexual love for worms and cheese.
Person 1: I love cheese and worms!
Person 2: Oh! Your Chellysexual!
by Madyson :) November 29, 2021
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cell pwn

to insult a third party over the phone, and then hang up.
Person 1: I'm leaving you for larry! You're a horrible lover!
Person 2: It's okay, biatch, your va jay jay was staanky anyways!
/hang up.
Person 2: I totally cell pwned Lisa. Stupid whore.
by Brandon K. and Drew P. July 15, 2007
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cell-u-lar-tardation

a. The state of owning a cell phone and having absolutely no idea how to use it.

b. An acquired state of mental retardation due to radio wave damage of the brain as a result of insessant use of a cellular phone.
Fred's 18 year old daughter, Lisa, has an advanced stage of cell-u-lar-tardation that is irreversible. It's a real shame that he didn't understand the consequences back at age 2, when she got her first cell phone.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Cell Phone Boyfriend

1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!

2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
by LittlebitLost June 18, 2010
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sex cell division

This is also called meiosis. It is the production of sex cells, or gametes. It is different from mitosis, or normal cell division.

Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.

One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.

At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.

Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome

and more!
male sperm under go meiosis or "sex cell division" to make sure there is a supply of sperm readily available
by c=2.997924562 November 21, 2011
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Florida Jail Cell

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.
Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."
by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011
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