Ceilidh (Kay-lee) means Scottish folk dance. She is also a slut who will fuck your man. She is the worst person you will ever meet and if you cross their path, get rid of her. She is so ugly even the silence tried to forget her.
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Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".
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