Cannibilly

A poverty stricken person native to several mountainous regions of the United States. The isolated and barren nature of their home causes the Cannibilly to rely on human flesh for sustenance.

Primary diet consists of vacationing suburban families attracted to the scenic beauty of the Cannibilly's habitat.

I'm not comforatable camping here. The whole place has a kind of Cannibilly vibe.

by MurrayJane February 18, 2011

cannibabism

When a baby is so darn cute, you just want to eat them up!

Jane: Look at this baby! *points to chubby baby in cute outfit*
Kelly: OMG he's so cute! I want to eat him up!
Jane: That's like...cannibabism.

by bronzeAK August 27, 2011

canniperv

Someone who gets sexually aroused from eating human flesh; to be both a cannibal and a pervert.

As the canniperv barbecued his neighbours, he noticed his penis becoming erect.

by Hammy the Terrible October 18, 2013

Canniboliceman

A police officer caught eating bacon at the local diner before his shift.

Is that pig eating another pig? What a fucking canniboliceman.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Cannibhore

(Pronounced canna-bore) A girl who only sleeps with you because you have weed.

That one girl I met on Tinder only wants to hookup when I mention I'm smoking weed, I think she's a cannibhore.

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

Cannibroism

A noun similar to cannibalism, but when you're a dude being a bro and your fellow dude bro is letting you eat him in a completely non homosexual way

Dude 1: "Bro"
Dude 2: "Bro?"
Dude 1: "Eat me"
Dude 2: "Woah, how'd you know I practice cannibroism?"
Dude 1: "Because we're bros, man. I still love you even if you're a cannibro"
Dude 2: "Bro"
Dude 1: "Bro"
Dude 2: "Bro"
Dude 1: "What's the magic word?"
Dude 2: "No cannibromo"

by Jess the fuckin mess September 1, 2016

Cannibandit

A sneaky individual who will steal your cannabis without you noticing.

Guy 1: you need to stop inviting Jeffery over to our smoke sessions.

Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: every time he stops by I end up a few Gs short.
Guy 2: Jeffery is no Cannibandit!

by Aiko_Fenwoof September 3, 2016