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Cake Pop

The act of inserting a single testicle into someone's anus. A popular trend in the mid 2010s, the act was given this name due to the appearance and sound of removing a testicle from an anus. Additionally, "cake" is often a term used to refer to one's buttock.

Note: a "double cake pop" (aka" cake pops") is inserting 2 or greater testicles into an anus.
Mike: Yo Jerry what you do last night?
Jerry: I cake popped this chick.
Mike: Damn your balls must be smelly.
by 5GuyS June 30, 2016
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cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
by dave garnar June 24, 2005
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cake sex

love for cake so strong that u'll want to orgasm over & over for it.
cake sex is so great you will want to marry the cake XD
by lilichan September 2, 2015
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cake vacuum

(n)
refers to an obese person. the said person can sometimes be very bitchy when not fed their cake. calling someone a 'cake vacuum' implies that, if a cake were given to them, they would inhale it as if there was no tomorrow.

shortens to cake vac
person 1: Fatty over there is such a cake vacuum. he already ate the entire cake that was for the whole party.
person 2: what a fat ass...
by fat person January 8, 2008
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cake check

similar to the dutch oven, a cake check is when you let one go under the covers and keep it sealed. you then open one side to let the air escape and it hits you in the face just like when you open up an oven to check on a cake.
you're sitting in bed with your significant other and you let one go (silently since it will work best that way), then open up the end near your partner's side and say "cake check!"
by ba_bface February 5, 2010
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cake bake

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.

2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle

3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.
I was kicking it to some fine lady until Abid cake bake-d me...I ended up taking a long cold shower that night.
by Babylon631 October 26, 2011
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Cake Whore

A woman on her third wedding or better.
How many times dis girl gonna get hitched? Damn what a cake whore.
by Tydog April 3, 2008
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