ape candy

verb: Any white woman who will date only niggers.

"Damn, Haley is one hot bitch."
"Back off dude, she is pure ape candy."

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006

candy shop girl

A girl that is really pretty and sexy.

Wow Amia is really pretty.Is she a candy shop girl?

by cnady shop girl March 26, 2005

Candy Wife

The woman your cheating on your real wife with. You get a snack from her while your missing out on the real meal, your wife.

I just got done with my candy wife before my wife came home.

by Fus10n July 31, 2006

candy-apple

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"

by jimbo boy October 16, 2008

candy tripping

when someone is tripping on exctacy and acid at the same time.

dude last nights rave was so crazy, i was candy tripping the whole time.

by jakeairx69 January 12, 2009

I'll take you to the candy shop

A phrase used when a man wants a blowjob and/or handshop. There is often no actual candy shop, just a lot of lollipops.

"hey girl I'll take you to the candy shop"

by seaswimmer August 16, 2016

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013