California Golden Seal 

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

California Golden Seal by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006

california diet 

a diet consisting of coffee and cigarettes (usually marlboro 27's or marlboro 72 menthols). CA dieters are usually found to be wearing black jeans and have good hair.

I lost 5 pounds last week, been on that 24 hour california diet.

california diet by katiekrunkbatch August 17, 2011

California Drought 

The act of shitting on someones chest and leaving it sit there to dry

I gave your girlfriend the nicest california drought last night

California Drought by Lee-Shaw January 12, 2009

California Elevator 

This involves 3 people, 2 males and a female. One male lifts the other male, up and down, as the woman lies underneith and receives the male orally.

I saw Josh California Elevatoring with his mom and his neighbor. Who was also a male..

California Elevator by Josh Negros June 5, 2009

california sunrise 

a type of weed, nice flavor ;)
as the name implies it's often smoked in cali

-ey smack i need somethin da smoke (homes)

-chill out dawg i got some new california sunrise for ya (me)

-aight lets hit the bong (homes)

california sunrise by I III V piru-nigga May 26, 2010

California Meatstick 

1. A Meatstick from California.

2. A sex position popularized by the homosexual BDSM subculture of San Fransisco involving things no mortal would want to hear about, unless of course they were into that. Some accessories involved include an iron ingot, an acetylene blowtorch, and a metal can of wasabi almonds.

1. I bought two pounds of California Meatsticks, after the party there was naught but wrappers remaining.

2. My master gave me a California Meatstick last night, I'll be shitting powdered horseradish for at least a week.

California Meatstick by Johan Eschbach April 3, 2011

California Back Hug 

Suprise hugging someone from behind.

Was at the bar last night and gave Shawn Bodle a California back hug.

California Back Hug by TrevorRobinson November 14, 2011