THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP
by sophiraaa November 12, 2023
Get the crystal and mjmug. The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.
by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025
Get the Crystallized Edgemug. by vqmett February 24, 2023
Get the Crystal dillymug. When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
Get the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuckmug. Person 1: Hey man you saw what crystals bf (cay) did last week?
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
Person 2: What did he do… this time.
Person 3: HE BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILIES DEAD
Cay: Don’t exist near my gf then
by cayyyy February 5, 2023
Get the crystalmug. by Zippy Crystal May 26, 2025
Get the Zippy Crystalsmug. When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.
by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016
Get the willy crystalmug.