wolf crap 

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit

Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.

wolf crap by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

crappy piece of crap 

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

crappy piece of crap by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

holy freakin crap 

an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.

"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Did you see that???!!!"

holy freakin crap by xerinx August 31, 2007

holy crap batman 

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

holy crap batman by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013

Old enough to crap old enough to tap 

A funny saying, should only be said at the right time..

oh yea top this, Old enough to crap old enough to tap

Old enough to crap old enough to tap by diggitty March 23, 2011

metric crap-ton 

A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.

Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.

metric crap-ton by TheBearded1 November 1, 2008

Holy Crap O Rama 

An expression of extreme surprise or shock. A cavalcade of excitement..

Holy Crap O Rama, that twister is headed right in our direction.

Holy Crap O Rama by MDiver July 4, 2012