Butt Condom

1. The pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your butt from touching the toilet seat.

2. A similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.

Man 1: "Hey, the bathroom here has pre-made butt condoms, now I don't have to worry about indirectly touching my butt with another man's butt!"

Man 2: "Nice!!"

by Noslo109 August 9, 2010

Broke boy condom

When your broke so you use a king size snickers bar wrapper that you found on the street in place of condom.

I got snicker stank dick after using a broke boy condom on my mom last night.

by U_Luv_Boobs January 30, 2019

cup condom

n, the cardboard sleeve placed around a paper coffee cup to prevent burns to the hand.

Customer: Shit this cup is hot.
Starbucks Chick: Here's a cup condom for protection.

by optic_fuel August 23, 2008

Lincolnshire sausage condom

The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom or the (L.S.C) is when your at that crucial moment at home with a female where your about to get your Freak on Then She Turns and Says 'have u got a condom' so without ruining that moment (because you used all your condoms last weekend) you go to the fridge find one of your mums Lincolnshire Sausages she was planning on using for Breakfast,Scrape the meat out the middle then use the skin as a back up condom.. Bang away Bang.

(Gav) Totally had to use the L.S.C trick last nite man!
(Steve)Whats that?
(Gav) The Lincolnshire Sausage Condom..Take one of our Fine Homemade Sausages take out the meat in the middle and use it as a reserve rubber!
(Steve) that shit works??
(Gav) yeah man.. you cant let that bitch get away with the have you got a condom trick.

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Social condom

When you post a status on Facebook, asking people something or just a status you know will generate a lot of comments and the first person to comment on it is the person nobody likes and you aren't sure why you're friends with them, but they write some dumb comment and then nobody else wants to comment because it's all fucked up by the person, trapping you in a social condom.

Keith: hey is anyone going up to the mountain friday?

Curtis: I am! Hope I see you there!!! :)

Keith (thinking): wow just great. Now I'm trapped in a social condom!

by KeithsDeadBaby March 3, 2011

RU Hungry Fat Condom

The Fat Condom: When a homeless person in New Brunswick, NJ asks you for money and you tell them you'll buy them food. You buy a famous Fat Sandwich of your choice and slowly insert your dick in it. Then, you wrap a condom around the penetrated sandwich. You go to the homeless person and feed them the sandwich while it is still on your dick. Mmm tasty.

1) I do my best to take care of the local homeless, whenever a homeless person asks for money, I give them a big and tasty RU Hungry Fat Condom. mmmmm.

by masterdddd September 12, 2017

fuck in my condom

it's the same with "walk in my shoes"

--Dude, it sucks! I lose my job!
--Not a big a deal. Can you lend me one grand?
--Try to fuck in my condom!
--You mean try to walk in your shoes?

by ray_zong July 10, 2009