Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Cleveland Steamer

Odell Beckham Jr.'s real name.

TOUCHDOWN!!! What a talent Cleveland Steamer is- he really has a way of converting 3rd downs in the red zone!

by getyahistoryhere September 8, 2020

cleveland wheelchair

During the act of having sideways sexual intercourse, the partner being plunged into proceeds to shit all over the other partners genitals.

Hey man, i tried the cleveland wheelchair the other day with your ex, and i have to say i was absolutely wicked.

by deemer34 June 28, 2018

Cleveland Z

A penis that bends twice, with the first bend being rightward, as viewed by the owner of the penis. (If the bend is to the left, the penis is referred to as a “Rhode Island Z”.)

Although certain diseases can create this outcome, the mostly likely cause is injury.

Bob’s had a Cleveland Z since he was a kid. He never should have stuck croquet balls in his underwear and gone prancing about the yard.

by Cleveland Zee May 4, 2021

Cleveland pinks

What the Cleveland Browns are going to turn into if the names keep changing to politically correct names. You will have the Cleveland Pinks, the Cincinatti Roses, the St. Louis Lilacs, the Chicago Magenta Sox, and the Boston Lavender Sox, and shit like that.

Every sports team doesnt need a politically correct name that doesn't offend any group, race, sex, or orientation. The Cleveland Pinks are not going to be the same team as the Cleveland Browns.

by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020

Corporate Cleveland Steamer

When you've given every ounce of your energy for your respective company...and rhey continually add work to your plate. You are a victim of your own success, so your company suits on you.

I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.

by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022

Prickly Cleveland Steamer

When you're strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest

Martha is about to give Bob a Prickly Cleveland Steamer

by Hairy_Cockness_Monster June 12, 2015