Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

christian by dale_smells July 14, 2024

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Christian

They love Jesus. Yeah that's it. At times, homophobic people like to go by this name as well as Pedophiles, but the normal ones are ok.

Nick: Karl, Are you Christian?
Karl: Yeah, why :D?
Nick: But you know i'm gay right?
Karl:...ok, and?
Nick: I thought you guys hate us
Karl: nah idk who started that stereotype

Christian by Ijustwantedtowritesomething May 3, 2024

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Christian

A guy who shaves his legs

John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day

Christian by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024

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Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name

but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.

"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)

Christian by subbst June 9, 2024

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