Ceiling fan

A fan but with a twist. It’s on your ceiling.

I hit my dick on a ceiling fan last night and it hurt like hell

by Fleshlights are very pleasing January 5, 2021

helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch

The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.

last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.

by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022

Breaking the Ceiling

When an author appears in their own work of fiction and interacts with the characters they’ve created.

The phrase is a nod to “Breaking the Fourth Wall”, wherein characters acknowledge the fact that there is an audience/that they are in a work of fiction. (Famous example: Deadpool)

See also: metafiction

Dude 1: Do you ever read Pearls Before Swine?
Dude 2: Yes! I love how he’s always breaking the ceiling in that strip.

by Prof K1792 February 22, 2019

Words are burning on the ceiling

When your words go to your bad memories

Everyone is tired of hearing my feelings

Now my words are burning on the ceiling

by Hdhbvucxkv September 18, 2019

celibnet

1. A vow of Internet celibacy.
2. Abstaining from Internet usage.
3. A person who abstains from Internet usage.

Man, I need to unplug. I'm going celibnet.

by Wishta February 18, 2008

Celi

Celi- she is a beautiful, strong, good-homoured girl. Everyone loves her- especially me- she is my soulmate i love her with all my heart. Her fair hair is adorable. Celi is a person who means the world to you, who never lies to you and who always tells you the truth. You can trust her. You feel connected to her. You have to love her. In my eyes she is perfekt

Celi- she is a beautiful, strong, good-homoured girl. Everyone loves her- especially me- she is my soulmate i love her with all my heart. Her fair hair is adorable. Celi is a person who means the world to you, who never lies to you and who always tells you the truth. You can trust her. You feel connected to her. You have to love her. In my eyes she is perfekt

by Vicky.lbr January 7, 2019

cecilio g

Fuck Kanye West this is the REAL GOD

Also known as CECI

U better listen cecilio g new hit cuz if u don´t i´ll kill u hoe

by wanna be in uranus December 4, 2019