parched camel

a married women who is still thirsty

"That mother was such a parched camel that she came to me"

by parchedcamel November 2, 2013

cowboy camel toe

cowboy camel toe created by tight wrangler jeans worn by men

When a man's wranglers are so tight his nut sack is split in half like a cowboy camel toe.

by skrambled February 5, 2015

Pussy camel

A guy that can literally go without sex for years and it doesn't bother him a bit

Dude mikes not been laid in years but look he could care less that dudes a pussy camel

by Mustang302 May 1, 2014

morning camel

A standing sex position;

While holding the girl upside-down by her hips and her belly facing outward, she spreads her legs out while sucking your cock and you see her glistening camel-toe in the morning light.

Male and female positions can be exchanged at mild discomfort.

Yo, Jenny and I tried the morning camel the other day, couldn't even hold me up bruh. She doesn't even lift.

by TheMorningCamel February 9, 2017

boob camel

Usually they have really big manboobs bigger than most women he also looks like a camel

Girl:he is such a jerk with big man boobs and he looks like a camel
Boy:he is such a boob camel

by Cuddles toothy May 31, 2017

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma August 30, 2017

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018