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cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.
Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.
by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012
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Trading cards

by Webster_Offical November 23, 2016
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beaver card

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?
by dsutto87 November 17, 2010
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Potty Card

when playing circle of death you can't piss unless you have an eight card.
You ain't takin a piss unless you got a potty card bitch.
by Andy Zaprzala August 1, 2007
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Period Card

when someone acts as if their period, so things will go their way.
Abby pulled out a period card, so she could get more food from her friend.
by stybz August 9, 2012
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girlfriend card

A say a girlfriend can use to get something from her boyfriend or a boyfriend can use to get something out of his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I'm your girlfriend so I have to take priority.

Boyfriend: Don't use the girlfriend card on me.
by societyhaskilledusall June 17, 2015
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Homo Card

A verbal object in which someone says to another to label them as homo.
NOTICE: One can reject a homo card by saying "No Homo" before the homo statement is used.
Tyler: Dude, I was just listening to Cher and-
Kyle: Homo card.

How to acoid this:
Tyler: Dude, I was just listening to Cher, no homo, and she's amazing!
Kyle: Oh, cool, she's almost as good as Celine Dion.
Tyler: ..Homo card.
by Some English Fella July 23, 2009
mugGet the Homo Cardmug.

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