clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Clownboy

a cowboy but clown style cause hicks are fucking stupid

joey and stevie: nigger
a bitch that could beat their asses: look at those fucking clownboys, dumbass hoes with their fuck ass trailer houses clownboy boots

by assling101 March 27, 2019

Clown

An insult used when someone has done something foolish.

Also used when someone has an opinion that you don’t agree with

Person 1: I put my milk in before my cereal
Person 2: you’re a clown!

by Octosc May 9, 2019

Clown

Someone who's so cringe they're laughable/sumwun who's jus an absolute mong

Did u see jezza flexing his monster cans in school today notes?
Yeah wot a fucken clown

by Groovys3xynonce May 17, 2019

Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019

clownassnigga

when someone says something stupid, retarded, dumb or gets fooled by a girl or genually be clowning he is called a clownassnigga

Guy: *sends a text to a girl and she does not respond*
Guy: Oh im sure shes just bussy, she will probably text me back later

Then hes a clownassnigga

by giganticpenis69 October 14, 2019