Laotian Breakfast 

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.

“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”

Laotian Breakfast by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019

Swedish hooker breakfast 

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

Swedish hooker breakfast by Cryzak October 13, 2013

german breakfast 

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

german breakfast by germanwhore March 7, 2010

continental breakfast 

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

continental breakfast by Sommy September 8, 2004

Blackout Breakfast 

The crappy version of breakfast you have to eat because there is no electricity and you can't cook.

There was an ice storm last night, so I have to have a crappy blackout breakfast of cold coffee and stale Shredded Wheat.

Blackout Breakfast by smurfyman February 26, 2010

The Breakfast Fuck 

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.

"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"

The Breakfast Fuck by mcbutts October 14, 2009

Organic Breakfast 

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

Organic Breakfast by Austin42g August 15, 2010