bowel butter 

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)

The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities

bowel butter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Jess Bowen 

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"

Jess Bowen by JessBowenLover November 26, 2010

texas bowtie 

A sexual position involving monkey bars where the girl wraps her legs around the money bars in a bowtie like manor. The male (whilst wearing spurs and a cowboy hat) stands on the ladder to the monkey bars.

Have you tried the texas bowtie?
No I'm not flexible enough.

texas bowtie by Walmartcrew392 January 21, 2017

corn eyed bowl choker 

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

corn eyed bowl choker by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

No Bust Bowley

When a male can not ejaculate in sexual intercourse

Bro did you hear that Ryan pulled a no bust Bowley

Wow he can't finish

No Bust Bowley by Tsimfukus May 6, 2014

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing 

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020

Home Bowl Advantage 

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.

Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!

Home Bowl Advantage by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009