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mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"
by Tater Bater May 8, 2020
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Booger

Hi, booger!
Stop picking your booger!
by Xenogenesis October 1, 2009
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Slanging boogers

She had a nasty wet ass booger and was slanging boogers cuz she ain't have no napkins.
by Readmeagain June 6, 2022
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Booger

A small amount of green weed, in the bowl of the pipe.

(Last hit of a bowl)
There's a booger left. There's a booger, you get the last hit.
by bradley aka patty August 22, 2020
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Robot Booger

A septum piercing defined by Xander Thomas Beck Meade in 2023
Look at that Frozen snot droplet hanging off her robot Booger
by FunnyJunk2010 August 8, 2024
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Wiener boogers

Accumulation of discharge within the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis
Wow he has a lot of wiener boogers, he should clean it
by Mythicalwizard55555 April 23, 2022
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Boogers

A dirty thing that dirty people eat out of their dirty nose.
Rico eats boogers.
by Lit_king December 16, 2019
mugGet the Boogersmug.

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