Jag-blast

Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."

The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.

I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.

by Hasha June 6, 2011

Public Blast

To call someone out in a public setting in order to embarrass them

Mandy: "I always leave work after you, David!"

David: "No, you are always gone like 10 min before you are supposed to leave."

Mandy: "Uh, no I don't. I know the truth."

Mike: (to co-workers) "Who thinks Mandy leaves early?"

Co-Workers: "She totally leaves early everyday"

Jessica: "Damn, Mandy, you just got put on public blast!"

by Clean21 May 1, 2008

Blast Liquid

To shit a watery, diharrea like substance.

Im bout to blast liquid up in your toilet g!

by IsemanAZ August 19, 2008

Ghast Blast

When one has sperm up the butt then when he/she farts and it makes a white cloud. Commonly seen in cartoon porn.

"Dafuq is that white cloud there for?" -Guy 1

"I just had a little bit of a Ghast Blast" -Guy 2

"I'm just gonna walk away now..." -Guy 1

by Jhon Gewer January 19, 2014

Blast-Tastic

(adj.) Incredibly amazing, great, or epic.

Wow, that party was blast-tastic!!!!!

by BlastTastic June 27, 2014

Urban Blast

When a person tries to innocently check Urban Dictionary to get a laugh when the only thing their able to find is repeated posts about "popular and/or hot celebrities" that teenage girls post.

Bro, I tried to study Urban Dictionary last night, but I got Urban Blastedoff the site.

by Hart07 August 24, 2014

blast cabinet

A box or chamber of modest dimensions; usually with one or more handles on the upper surface. The primary use of this cabinet is the disposal of explosive loads of semen or other masturbatory effluent.

I'm going to go use the ol' blast cabinet and then I'll freshen up.

by Hogleg samurai November 30, 2013