Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 7, 2010

blanket

POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."

1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"

by Burner aka Klitz July 26, 2008

blanket fuck

Covering someone in a blanket (preferably one with dick-sized holes) and then proceeding to fornicate with them through the blanket. waaaahoooo.

BillyBang: Yo, girl! Let's blanket fuck!

Judy: COOCOONANNY!!!!

by ryan fearon February 29, 2008

blanket

an overcoat, a long coat

That blanket must be hiding something.

by The Return of Light Joker August 15, 2009

pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

by D_style November 30, 2006

pigs in a blanket

simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.

looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".

by Jensen28c September 23, 2007

Blacked

When something is perfect, great , amazing and supersedes all else.

Big Ed ordered smoked a fat blunt, put on his favorite Netflix show and ordered chicken lo mein. Big Ed blacked.

Steve and Kyle went to McDonald’s , Kyle ordered a southwest chicken salad while Steve ordered a Big Mac , a large fries and a large coke. Steve blacked .

Having a BFC blacks .

by Hugh Gee Rection 101 March 2, 2019