Bedlead

Bedlead is a term to describe the act of shitting on a bed. It can be used in many scenarios. For instance:
The Pirate: WHAT THE FUCK Amber? This room smells like shit! WTH
Amber Turd: Oh it’s a surprise. Check under the covers 🤷🏼 ♀️
The Pirate: EW YOU SICK BITCH, I’m taking this to fuckin court. (He did and won btw.)
Bedlead/Bedleadding/Bedleadded

Mom: The baby bedleadded again for the 5th time this week! I’m disowning him!
Dad: He’s only 5 weeks old honey..

by The Pink Panther 🐆 July 31, 2023

bedready

1) adjective - the state of being ready for bed

2) verb - the act of getting ready for bed

Person 1: hey, can we turn the light off?

Person 2: no, I'm not bedready yet

Person 1: well then you should hurry up and bedready!

by HappyA September 19, 2023

Vaggy Badgers

Also called "crabs," vaggy badgers are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Dude, did you here about Larry? Yeah man i heard he got vaggy badgers from the toilet in Vegas

by microsoftsam90 April 22, 2010

Plastic badges

Also known as rent-a-cops, the plastic badges have no authority and are basically just a tattletale system for the actual police.

Yo the plastic badges were all up in my face today cuz i was walking my dog on the school's soccer field.

by jetsfan98 December 21, 2010

platinum badge

When you dye/bleach your pubic hair and it is a white or platinum color.

She dyed her blonde hair jet black, but she still has a platinum badge below her beltline.

by MWAP694 July 27, 2011

Casual Badger

That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject

''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''

''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''

by AwkwardRaptor June 18, 2013

sex badger

What you call the guy sat next to you in the balance room when you want his attention.

Oh dan you sex badger, tell me one of them stories about germany.

by theguysatnexttosexbadger February 7, 2014