Happy Bacon

Bacon that is neither crispy nor chewy.
Always happy.
Enjoys Dancing.
Likes to smile, etc.

Crispy Bacon: :C I wish I was happy like Happy Bacon.
Happy Bacon: yea boi~

by Dargnennyl September 1, 2008

bacon call

Same as booty call but preferably includes any form of bacon, such as baconnaise.

A call that will make you squeal like a pig.

Example:
Tim bacon called me last night. We totally porked.

by aram_j January 9, 2011

Kevin Bacon

Well I don't know much about him other than the fact he claims he's done movies with EVERY actor in the world. Which is bull, there's always new actors.

Well all I know is it's funny when the movie preview guy says his name.

Movie preview guy: "Kevin Bacon in... Footloose"
Me: ROFLMAO.
Friend: What the hell is so funny?
Me: *Still laughing*
*talking through fits of laughter* His... last... name... is BACON!

by Raw Doggy June 3, 2010

bacon blaster

A vanilla milkshake with crispy chunks of bacon in it.

"Try this bacon blaster!"
"Ew, dude, I'm not drinking a milkshake with bacon in it!"
"Try it."
"Fine." -slurrrp- "Hey, not bad!"

by shootinshark August 9, 2009

Baconing

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss

Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him

by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010

wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 21, 2008

bacon strips

The outer folds of skin covering a woman's vaginal lips.

"I scrambled my eggs all over her bacon strips", or "She's fairly experienced, those bacons strips are hanging pretty low"

by bam! October 24, 2003