12th base

When your girlfriend removes her glass eye and you prodceed to insert your penis inside the hole and fuck her.

Guy 1: "Dude we got to 12th base I don't deserve to live anymore."
Guy 2: "shit bro I'll get my bat."

by Shaniquaobamaniqua September 17, 2013

Baguette

Is a long, thin loaf of French bread that is commonly made from basic lean dough. It is distinguishable by its length and crisp crust.

I opened the pantry and grabbed the 22 inch baguette bread stick. I then proceeded to remove the pants my legs were in. I spat on the tip of the baguette to moisten its tip and lay down spreading my luscious cheeks slowly inserting the baguette into my anus feeling its crispy outer rub against the walls of my insides. I violently forced the baguette in and out of my anus for several hours until i was satisfied. I then consumed the baguette satisfying both my hunger and sexual needs.

by PedoBear3000 October 23, 2019

59th base

Getting it on with an extra horny Megan Fox.

My life goal is completed after the 59th base.

by Endeavor19 July 5, 2009

tenth base

To fake an orgasm by splashing previously created and preserved semen onto your partner.

"I had to pee so bad, so i reached into the nightstand and pulled out the vile of semen I keep- just in case. Moaned a little and splashed it on her... First time I ever got to tenth base"

by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008

3rd base

oral sex, usally closely followed by intercourse

i got to 3rd base with your girl last night

by unknown April 3, 2004

42nd base

marinate your grandma with ranch dressing while a horse is raping a goat in the ass. The goat must be ramming its horns up your anus and you are licking the dressing off of your grandma while she is jamming a black dildo down her throut.

-Dude I just got done having 42nd base!
-Awesome I've only made it to 41st.
-Loser!

by C-BABY21 March 28, 2009

base

good, awesome, etc.

kid - "Damn! Did you see that kid do a 1080 on a skateboard?"
kid 2 - "YEAH! That was fucking base!"

by eml97 June 12, 2011