Barber King

Your average run of the mill middle aged barber. Often referred to as BK for short. Usually resides in a rural area where there is in fact no kingdom for one to rule. Often has an affinity for exaggeration and poor recollection of actual events. Haircuts are subpar at best.

like the new Doo? Nod to the Barber King.

by NinaHartley March 19, 2017

barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

Barber Talk with Reneofny

Barber Talk with Reneofny is a Haircutting talk show on the web where men discuss world issues with the barber while getting their hairs cut.

Yo! We need to hurry up, Barber Talk with Reneofny is about to start.

by SolidHaiti.Tv October 26, 2017

Barney Bad-ass

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.

You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.

by JJFoote November 2, 2017

Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.

Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog

by DrFuck November 21, 2017

barnegat high

barnegat high sounds like it would be a small town in barnegat, new jersey, but it’s actually a nickname for the shittiest, half assed, morning after high that you end up going to school with

“hey man wanna smoke some pot tonight?”

“probably, but i also don’t wanna get barnegat high”

by JJ F May 24, 2018

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018