barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004

pink backing

Takes place during anal sex, it involves spitting on the back of the receiver giving the illusion of ejaculation when the reciever turns their head round semen is then ejaculated onto the facial area.

I was pink backing some beore last nite, she was fuckin sickened

by Connie2001 August 10, 2006

Phone Banking

The College Republican codeword for masturbating.

We're not doing so hot in the polls, I'm gonna have spend all night phone banking to get through this."

by hillHouse April 6, 2011

Barrington

A small town in south jersey with a population of about 5000 to 8000. Known for kids extremely good at sports and guys that have really big dicks. kids here go to haddon heights high school and are really fast.

Damien: yo is that kid from barrington cause he's really good at sports and really fast too.

Jane: yeah he is. you should see his dick too.

by luke from hood June 20, 2009

Baking bread

The method used when facing ED, much like a natural viagra. In most cases, baking the bread is applied when an individual is intoxicated. The theory states that when an individual is unable to get a boner, he places his soft serve weiner into a girls vagina. The vag acts like an oven and when a doughy d mixes with the vag juice in the warm oven and causes the weiner to get hard. A female mouth, or in a bernie's case a male mouth, can also be used to 'bake the bread.' This theory battles Einsteins theory of relativety as the most significant theory in history. It will not hold with anal sex though... would bread rise in a smell refrigerator?

Mateo: Yo, I got my D dubs last night
delmar: Not a chance, I saw you in the bar last night and you were plastered. There is no way you boned
Mateo: Dude, I was Baking bread, works every time
delmar: mmm yeasty

by allstarme November 9, 2007

backin

When you are fucking your woman from behind, you violently smak her ass to a point of exhaustion while removing your penis and inserting a dildo in a gracious act of liberal democracy.

As Jack boned his woman from behind, he decided it was time to start backin and show his girl some decency.

by Dan Makozy IV September 30, 2007