Boner Howitzer 

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

Boner Howitzer by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

boner chief

When a man has a boner from a woman for some reason,he feels like he's a leader because he's the only one with a boner.

jack: hey juan, what happend with you and carol last night?

juan: it was great. i was the boner chief. haha.

boner chief by that guy 2468 December 2, 2010

Boner Hematoma 

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.

Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.

Boner Hematoma by patsguy June 18, 2011

Boner Dispenser 

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

Boner Dispenser by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

boner point 

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

boner point by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011

Boner mixer 

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

Boner mixer by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

Boner Mitten 

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

Boner Mitten by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012