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Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
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board

The seasoned actress, after a long hiatus, felt a thrill return as she stepped back onto the boards.
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.
"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"
by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015
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RELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME

A fighting board game that is played with 2 dices and that comes with the backgrounds and the characters that is built into the board game and comes with 3 games like bejrovbooty ganbjrastas. RELBJaLooD fist 👊. Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBExplosion.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created rELBJALOOD SHEDDING BOARD GAME. Fighting board games with dices.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ♥️.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 9, 2022
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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