blood shweef

During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.

"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

blood check

The act of checking your face to see if you're bloodied. Whether it's rooting around in your mouth to see if you've loosened a tooth or checking your fingertips for blood after taking a hit to the face. Commonly used among hockey players.

"Damn, Probert really had a go at him. Look, he's pulling a blood check. Why even bother?"

by number 26 November 10, 2011

blood bubbles

When a female queefs while on her period.

Yo, I was banging this crusty cunt chick named Linda on the rag so hard the bitch started blowin' blood bubbles .

by Thievn December 7, 2015

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 3, 2009

Half Blood

Someone who is half descended from one race.

Dave's mother is Russian, and his father is Canadian, so he is a half blood.

by DuncanD October 8, 2011

blood and rubber

The combination of food: Tomato Soup(blood) Grilled Cheese(rubber)

I ate blood and rubber today for lunch, and it was delicious.

by Melll October 28, 2006