own block

When you cross the last street coming home and it becomes impossible for cars to bother you anymore.
No more red lights.

Own block. Finally, nothing between me and my bed but door..

by jj777 November 4, 2006

box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.

When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009

Block-Checking

The action of unblocking someone and blocking them again on AIM in order to see if they're online. This is about the equivalent of knocking on someone's door to see if they're home, then your nerves collapse and you run the fuck away before they see you. Usually occurs after a terrible conversation, which ends up with one person blocking the other. Of course, this just makes the person they blocked attractive, so they make frequent spot checks to see if you're online.

paranoia bacon: i am so freaking awesome
rosesnguns17: what happened?
paranoia bacon: i just bitched out this hot-ass emo chick, and now she's block-checking me.
rosesnguns17: just make sure you videotape it :):):)

by ObeyZod September 15, 2005

Buddy Blocking

Like "cock blocking" but instead, it's a friend that, for whatever reason keeps the other two friends of a three friend group from becoming close.

*3 friends get into fight, 2 have been hanging out*
Best friend #1: "Why didn't we become bestfriends before now?"
Best friend #2: "I think (insert friends name) has been buddy blocking us!!"
Friend: "Oopsie." 😳

by big butt big personality February 8, 2015

Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011

stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

by TOFUck September 30, 2011