puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

they had a blast

is like be awesome, spend a wonderful time

I bet they had a blast

by Okkli August 28, 2017

Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Marble Blast

This is a video game where you control a marble and roll onto an exit pad, there are also powerups and gems, all gems must be collected in a level if there are any.

yo I was playing Marble Blast last night.
sick bro!

by JaxxUwU August 5, 2023

DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.

Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.

by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019