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bastard fag

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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cock sucking bastard

cock sucking bastard.Adj.-Often refered to as cock sucking bastard by their mate or fucking companion when dissappointed. Verb-A homosexual who is literally sucking a cock and has no father figure.
Ki-Ki: My boy friend went and threw his saggie nuts arond on some skanky slut.
Ki-KI's Mom: Honey thats what we call a cock sucking bastard!
by Nicole September 19, 2003
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Bastardisation

A cover version of something, most commonly used as a musical term. Used to describe a 'song' as worse than the original or any predecessor.
That bastardisation of 'Stairway to Heaven' is awful.
by Ingram January 8, 2004
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Insufferable bastard

A person who exceeds the usual insult of bastard, a complete arse hole.
"kieran Walshaw. what an insufferable bastard."
by Nobody inparticular October 10, 2012
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minge teasin bastard

born of bo' selecta, this term is used when scary spice wants some of patsy but patsy declines. funny as. can be used when a girl teases another boy/girl.
your a minge teasin bastard
by Stu2theG January 30, 2005
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gay bastard

A bastard who is also gay. gay + bastard. That simple.
Why did some gay bastard define these two words as one?
by kryptonpirate September 27, 2006
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sweet bastard

A complimentary phrase proclaiming the indivdiual in question as an upstanding, magnificent member of the human race with a strong inclination to being a cutthroat Master of Insensitivity!
{Names have been changed to protect the innocent}

Balac:
"What? Advice on hiking? Sure. If you encounter a hostile animal, cast a lulling spell and quickly leave the area. If you have no mana, pretend to be dead. Even as the animal tears into your flesh with its menacing teeth and claws, pretend to be dead. Keep pretending to be dead until you are dead. You had your chance and you blew it. Oh! And watch out for scorpions! They can teleport, spear you, and spit fire. Remember, hiking in public parks at night can be dangerous, partly because of the lack of light, and also partly because of the rapists. Don't go hiking at night without a drunken member of the opposite sex and certainly not in Central Park during Chanukah, because that’s when the freaks come out."


Zac:
<throws head back; pulls imaginary chin hair while exclaiming> "OOOHHHHH ... goddammit! You Sweet Fvcking Bastard!!"
by Balac the Kraut March 4, 2005
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