Monkey in the Basket

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.

"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?

by Heathmonster October 27, 2017

cunt basket

a basket filled with cunts

your cunt basket is over flowing with jews

by fuckdady one on me June 13, 2018

Alabama Fruit basket

Don't know

She gave her an Alabama Fruit basket

by Kimalingadingdong January 6, 2022

Baby Basket

A breed-able woman

*pregnant woman walks by*

Damn look at that baby basket

by OHiddenT3k August 7, 2023

Basketeering

The sport of riding behind a car in a laundry basket, often following a bout of "Ring-a-Ding Ditch"

Basketeering

by Doto004 April 12, 2013

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020