It is a sadder version of a Donut. Usually plain but you can put frosting on it which means you basically made a Donut.
by Sparkythedef July 30, 2018
Get the Bagelmug. After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
Get the Steamed Bagelmug. by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
Get the Cream Cheese Bagelmug. The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!
Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.
by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023
Get the Bagel the Beaglemug. Did you actually just ask urban dictionary what a bagel is? Do you have anything better to do? Get yo socially awkward cheeks off the coach and get some babes.
Bagel
by MyDogIsChonky October 1, 2022
Get the Bagelmug. by Ethos Kohancho April 9, 2017
Get the Cock Bagelmug. Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
by Sugah Raye February 27, 2011
Get the Suede Bagelmug.