Alon Berger

Alon baloon choked on soap laid an egg and didnt manage to find thee

Alon berger did it again...

For christs sake!

by Hamor Gadol May 10, 2022

Alonna

This is a person who doesn’t know jeo to spell and types slow and gets 0 bitches

Alonna gets no bitches

by Quandals May 21, 2022

Alonga

the greatest people alive. word means greatest in congo, has a 7 incher

Alonga has such a big slonga.

by here but there May 27, 2022

Alonology

The study of why you or your friend gets no bitches

I'm starting to study Alonology to find us some bitches

by Mzstroyer July 13, 2022

Aalonnah

A person that have a very likable personality and loves their friends and family a lot

I am so Aalonnah

by Lala_land July 19, 2022

Alonization

When the realization finally hits that you are completely utterly one hundred percent alone in life.

1)Only when faced with such a life altering basically life or death situation and left to make it on your own and end up by yourself homeless single with no friends family pets or literally anyone.

What made me come to my alonization was when my boyfriend left me and my parents went to a family reunion taking my kids but not inviting me and making it obvious that i was not welcome in the same day. I search thru yo
My phone to try to find someone to talk to bc im upset and literally no one answers or cares. When i wake up the next day and not a single text or call back from those who even read my texts.

by Mind of Insanity and chaos July 22, 2022

Alonji Toronji

Little woolly voodoo doll with big heart.

"I brought Alonji Toronji to the supermarket with me. He enjoyed the cucumbers. We bought lemonade."

by neptumin July 23, 2022