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Awkwartunity

an awkward opportunity; usually occurs at but not restricted to social events.

1) A situation when you are so starstruck by the person with whom you have just made acquaintance, that you proceed to fumble words, use 'um' a lot, and are generally awkward.
2) When you are being offered an amazing opportunity but the conversation of details is cut short by an interruption such as "an important call". The conversation is then stopped and is never to be continued and the opportunity falls impossibly out of reach.
3) A typical rom-com meeting situation where you literally run into the person you've had a crush on for the longest time or the person you'll love for the rest of your life (could be same person), you unintentionally expose something embarrassing to them, or any similar situation.
I just met him the other day when I came out of the bathroom and he walked over to tell me that I had a toilet paper tail. We have a date next Friday. It was a total awkwartunity!
by andirou April 23, 2013
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Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.
"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."
by lufquote April 30, 2013
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Awkworded

An awkwardly worded sentence.
A: I did not have neither her address nor her phone number.

B: Dude those double negatives make your sentence sound awkworded.
by ReckoningReckoner May 20, 2013
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Awkwardo

Adjective: A descriptive term used when a person or situation makes you feel both awkward and weird.

(ôk -wr - do)
Jen: "How'd the date go?"
Alice: "Horrible, he was a total Awkwardo."
Jen: "That bad?"
Alice: "He asked if he could tattoo my name on his dick."
by PDtrad113 September 18, 2013
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awkward post-goodbye hello

Situation in which you encounter someone you know - especially someone you have not spoken to in some time - have a conversation then depart, only to immediately encounter the person again, resulting in social awkwardness.
Former neighbours A and B run into each other at the mall and chat for a while, following which:

A. It was nice to run into you!

B. It really was - send my regards to your family.

A. Take care!

Five minutes later A and B run into each other again in the parking lot and smile sheepishly at the awkward post-goodbye hello
by O-town daddy September 13, 2013
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awkward cup

A cup or glass held in your hand at a social gathering, to make it seem as if you are occupied to avoid social interaction or confrontation
Gathered around a group at a party: *Slowly sips from the awkward cup and looks around without speaking*
by Beezy_Bman October 9, 2013
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Awkward Sandwich

When two fully naked people proceed to have sex with each other while two people who are fully clothed are directly below and on top of them, acting as the bread.
I was finally able to convince my friends to be the bread in my girlfriend and I's awkward sandwich.

My dick accidentally hit the bottom bread's face while we were 69-ing in our awkward sandwich.
by Stache Man January 8, 2015
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