fever of the anus gland

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009
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cokaine triple anus

big man stottie fills burds of spunk
cokaine triple anus got georgia
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The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.
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Huge anus daddy

The speaking of ur sexual father while having a huge, jiggly and fat ass
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anus time machine

A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten
I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell
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Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.
I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.
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Jap Anus Relations

An Asian porno starring Sean Connery. Not to be confused with "Japan-US Relations".
I'll take Jap Anus Relations for 200, Trebek.
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