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Additions to the Dude Code

I. When sending a pornographic link over IM, appropriately tag it sfw or nsfw.

II. Never admit to a dude's chick the existence of the dude's porn collection.

III. When you lend a dude's chick some money, the dude is responsible for reimbursement, even after he breaks up with the chick.

IV. If you're ever so lucky to find nudie pictures of a dude's hot girlfriend, you are obliged by the Dude Code to, in all discretion, share them with other dudes. (note: via e-mail or IM only!)
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by tdskate June 17, 2009
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Addictionary

A perfect way to avoid doing any real work
Tony's Addictionary problem eventually resulted in his dismissal as Manager
by wide-o December 29, 2004
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sex addiction

a person who can not function due to lack of the ween.
jenkeltos has a sex addiction.
by mang peelde November 15, 2006
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Addition

Guy: "Do you need any help with your addition, Sarah?"

Girl: "Yeah, actually, I need to get a lot of stuff done tonight."
by Mineralist June 10, 2011
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Mario Kart 64: Alcoholic Addition

A drinking game created at the university of reading, specifically 49 Henry street, where everytime you get hit, crash or fall off the edge you have to put down your controller and drink some of your alcohol (usually cider). The person who wins the race has to do a double drink.
by Coxy January 12, 2005
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iatrogenic addiction

addiction caused by medical treatment (e.g., liberal use of opiate analgesics in a hospital setting or by a physician that leads to opiate addiction).
I went in for back surgery and they kept giving me morphine. Now that I was sent home they gave me a prescription for OxyContin. I just can't seem to stop taking them. Now my doctor says that I have iatrogenic addiction. WTF am I supposed to do now?
by Big Momma Stanley September 23, 2010
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car addiction

A person who constantly thinks about their car. Whenever he or she is not with their car they feel like a piece of them is missing. They are constantly worried about it being dinged or scratched when parked. A car addict never stops Thinking of upgrades (mods) to do next they also are probably watching YouTube videos for ideas. This may effect relationships if not careful.
Dude I'm worried about Tommy he's been staring at his car all day I think he might have a car addiction.
by Bobby4586 January 11, 2017
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