Manchester united

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish

by Rubbishfootballers March 18, 2021

Absolute Unit

Doom Guy. It's just Doom Guy.

"Yo, have you seen that guy that just tears apart demons?"

"You mean Doom Guy? He's an absolute unit."

by Pesto_the_1 November 29, 2019

mint unit

Really meaning it’s completely fucked but you can’t accept that it’s a pile of shit.

That snowmobile is a mint unit since you crashed into the trees

by Brapp65 May 4, 2018

Sturdy Unit

If a girl is classed as a "Sturdy Unit", it means she is a bit on the large side.

"Dave mate, have you seen matt's new bird, she's a bit of a Sturdy Unit!"

by Lukey Boy July 20, 2008

ayr united

the best team in ayrshire

lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better

by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022

united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021

Unit-body

When an orgy occurs and everyone ends up on the same bed having intersecting sex with all participating couples. You become one, unit-body.

Let's all fuck so hard and transform into a unit-body!

by kneejuice October 22, 2019