May 15

On may 15 you have to hug one of your loved ones

Hey John do you know what day is it? Yea, it’s May 15 or hug your loved one day

by Every May 15 March 22, 2021

The Riley may

When you are fucking a girl (has to be named Riley) and she slips up, accidentally farts causing you to projectile vomit into her throat

Ethan: I was with my girlfriend Riley and we did “The Riley may” it was so sexy.

by She loves gavin August 24, 2021

tyler may

A Tyler May is a super sexy guitar playing badass who is frequently seen sporting a beard so attractive the ladies faint with lust.

Girl A: Omg, Tyler May is here!
Girl B: Too bad he's married.

by Anonymous10091988 January 8, 2014

may 8

on this day the person has to recieve the sloppiest head of the whole year, decade, century, etc.

hey its may 8 you know what time it is ahaha

by 13jatt October 29, 2021

may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

May 24

National 3-sum day.

Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24

by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022