Kyle

The opposite of a carry.

Did you guys see that Zed bot? He was a total Kyle.

by TheEnchanterTim May 17, 2019

Kyle

A total prick, no doubt about it.

dude 1: did you see that prick over there?
dude 2: yeah, he's such a Kyle.

by Split Venom May 29, 2019

Kyle

A douchebag guy. Kyle embodies the generic white male, addicted to monster energy drinks, Newport cigarettes, cheap snap back hat (typically with a monster energy symbol), most likely living with his parents or his homies because he doesn’t have a job, posts rap lyrics about pulling guns on people & taking his rage at minor inconveniences out on drywall because that won’t hurt his hands.

"God I want a Monster right now so bad it makes me so angry"
"Kyle no!!! We've already replaced the drywall three times this month!!"

by Bones95 June 11, 2019

Kyle

The fuck on south park who ruins everything

Hows the episode going dude?
It's been shit ever since Kyle pulled up. He ruins everything Cartmen does

by cort Halsey January 8, 2019

Kyle

A Nigga that sells D&D

KYLES A BITCH NIGGA

by AppleSupport July 19, 2019

Kyle

That white guy that drinks monster like water , hates his dad and punches drywall for fun.

Don't be a Kyle

by Brownpaperbagperson November 18, 2020

Kyle

A God-dam Wannabe spellslinger that wants to learn magic but doesn't deserve to because he sucks

Wizard 1: Hey should I show Kyle a spell?
Wizard 2: No way! Kyle's a loser

by Definitely not a wizard June 21, 2019