Dan man

A sleazy ass buster

A thief

That kid copped my ray bans... he's a dan man for sure.

by Klamo February 18, 2018

Uncle Dan

A TikTok man with beautiful facial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.

Did you see that guy who uses fancy words in his duets? Oh you mean Uncle Dan, yeah he's cool.

by DavidD86 August 7, 2020

Uncle Dan

un•cle dan

FORMAL
adjective

A man who's neither an uncle nor named Dan, he does however say some interesting shit.

INFORMAL
noun
A tiktok influencer with over 20k followers. He is usually seen deconstructing asinine points found on the app TikTok nothing he says is serious, but he's always right.

noun: "WOW! Uncle Dan has such a great beard!"
adj.: "You're very Uncle Dan"

by Ehbunni2 August 7, 2020

Fan Dan

Scots abbreviation of "Fancy Dan"

A flashy, ostentatious person, often one who lacks real skill and is foolish etc.
Old equivalent of hipster. Used mainly as a generic light hearted insult.

Have you seen the nick of that guy with the wayfarers on, what a fan dan.

by rabsda January 12, 2010

Dirty Dan

A nickname givin to a filipino who has a fifteen inch cock

Dan has a ginormous cock. He is definetly a dirty Dan

by poopycocksinkcsmouth March 21, 2010

desperate dan

Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.

-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.

by rjhawkins August 23, 2006

dan-hoy

A spurious essay written to gain quick fame after having only glossed the material being tackled in text, usually with the help of your prison friends.
Can be used as noun, verb, adjective or adverb.

Noun: That is such a dan-hoy.

Verb: The information contained therein has been dan-hoyed.

Adjective: The dan-hoyed phallus.

Adv.: I dan-hoyly mentioned to her that I was an astronaut, then she bit down.

by radiofreesleuthfather July 29, 2008