Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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Daddy Stroke

Kierans Daddy
Did you see kieran and its man stroke?

Yeah dude they are the best couple

Daddy Stroke
by Stroke Aka Ekorts January 07, 2018
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 08, 2020
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Daddy Stroke

Daddy Stroke = When a man is able to tap that ass with the simultaneous combination of timing, depth, location, speed, and pressure to create the perfect "stroke" (inserting penis in and out of vagina) that makes a woman's eyes roll back, her toes curl, and bust massive cum squirts resulting in shivering disgust knowing she is now owned by The D.

TLDR: The perfect sexual stroke that makes a women cum like no other and they become addicts of The D.
"I was with Chad last week and the sex was so so with his 5 min jackhammer, but last night I was with Jose and that boy drained my pussy with his daddy strokes all night long."

"Mmmm girl I'm telling you once he finds that spot with his daddy strokes and makes me cum a river, if he told me to put on a clown suit and hang upside from the ceiling I'd do that shit..."

"This mothafucka got me all fucked up with those daddy strokes of his, I try to ignore him but he fuck so goood! He got good dickl"
by Veepher September 08, 2020
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Heat stroke

When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it
He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke
by Wormy_Worms July 26, 2022
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Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.
by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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