ass child

A child bourne from the ass of a man, who is impregnated through ass-fucking.
Oh GOD! Garufi is having an ASS CHILD!
by =flippy= May 05, 2004
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Golden Child

Golden Child are the ten kings of UWU no other KPOP group contains more UWU energy than they do. All hail the kings of UWU
Look it’s Golden Child, the ten kings of uwu
by IwoosungYoongi October 01, 2018
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blood child

Used by a character in Anne Rice's book Blood Canticle; Rowan Mayfair says the word describing Blood Children, as the vampires. Lestat explains that he (with permission and love from Tarquin "Quinn" Blackwood, Mona's-current-lover) 'done it' to Mona Mayfair, as in, turned her, into one of these blood children.

Lestat (should be a familiar face) has been say to 'Look like an angel, and talk like a gangster.' In this book.
Blood children, vampires, blood-suckers. Those who live forever in a permanent state of beauty.

by babyXphantom April 08, 2007
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man child

A young teen with the ability to grow facial hair, that other people the same age can't. Also the facial hair has to be able to look like a full grown man could have grown it. This type of person is able to get attention for looking older than he really is.
That person looks like a man child. I wonder how old he is because he looks older than his teen years.
by beardmen August 18, 2011
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child porn

Pornography made by children for children.
Mother: Peter, I can hear you moaning. Are you watching adult material?
Little Peter: No, it's just child porn.
by kiliik September 13, 2006
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poo child

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni September 19, 2007
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mild child

one of those young children that seems dumber than the other kids their age. "mild" meaning mildly retarded
tracy's kid is a mild child, she swallowed the batteries from a remote
by LedZepBabe November 23, 2007
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