11 sticks

when kate says it like this @_@

he has "11 sticks"

by linkydubs March 24, 2021

October 11

Omg it's already October 11 it'sine and hers 5 months

It's October 11th love you know what that means it's our 5 months

by Jordonlovesher October 3, 2023

9/11

A sexual act in which a man bangs a woman and then quickly shoots his seed at her breasts (twin towers), her butthole (pentagon) and her bush (field). Only for people with big cumshots.

Jack: Hey baby, how about we get kinky?
Sara: Yeah? Like what?
Jack: How about I give you a 9/11?
Sara: Oh that's so filthy! Let's do it!

by EroticDefinitions July 18, 2023

9-11

When George Bush was plotting the attack of 9-11 he did not expect it to become the best holiday.

*September 11th*
Person 1: I love working in the tilted towers
Person 2: hehehehaw imma blow this bitch up
George Bush: nuh uh not yet we have to wait for everyone to go to the top floor of the tilted towers
Person 2: ok yea but kys i want to do it now pretty please
George Bush: nuh uh
Person 2: fine
*5 hours later*
Person 2 & 3: ALLAHU AKBHAR!!!!
*Twin towers explode*
Person 1: Imma jump off the towers family bye
Person 1 family: yay finally dad is gone
George Bush: now i must start a war with Afghanistan or somethin
*Kills binlanden*
Person 4: I love 9-11 it is the best holiday

by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023

Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.

64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did

by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

August 11

National Date Your Ex For 24 Hours Day

its august 11 lets date for 24 hours

by kourtneyyy August 10, 2023

9/11

Forget the fucking terrorist attacks! Setember 11 is my birthday, and I'll be damned that little thing gets in the way of my time of the year. Quit the mourning and celebrate me you fuckers!

Do you really think I give a shit about a city that lost only about .00017 of its total population?

by Another Asshole July 15, 2008