More like jungi

A phrase used by people with massive jundas and was invented by an absolute legend, Bomba Sam.
Junda-penis
Jungi-underwear

Kandy, more like jungi.

by Big junda boi October 29, 2019

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

by Goingson May 15, 2017

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks

When you like to watch videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

Adolf Hitler: What do you do in your freetime?
Justin bieber: I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks.

by nigga_whipper July 6, 2024

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 27, 2021