Douchateria

Douchateria – (douchebag x cafeteria) Typically associated with low-end Chinese restaurants, the douchateria can hardly be called a restaurant. This category of eating establishment is where people go to gorge on marginally safe and marginally edible foods made by greedy douchebags who push low quality ingredients that are likely out of date. Want to wash your hands? Why bother? The staff doesn’t.

Dude lets go eat. Where do you want to go? Lets just make a quick trip to the douchateria then head to the bar.

by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013

douchamera

The rear-facing camera on an Apple iPad which inexplicably conveys to the user that they can use a tablet as a damn camera.

Look at this jaggoff. He's ruining the aquarium with that douchamera!

by Intornet December 27, 2013

douchaversary

celebrating a year after dealing with a douche bag.

I can't believe it's been a year since we had to deal with that douche bag. Happy Douchaversary!

by Flame45 November 25, 2014

d0uchecanoe

Don't take advice from her

Oh shit I got banned on v3rm cuz i took advice from d0uchecanoe

by Dafuckingdopeman July 31, 2015

Douchan

A term used to describe a certain type of mammal that possesses qualities of retchetness and looks elderly

" O.M.G. I saw Stef yesterday, he looked like such a 'douchan' "

by sadc June 22, 2016

Douch

1.Donald Trump
2.me
3.A person that is considered foolish or stupid.

donald trump is a racist douche and likes minions

by Creeuwusjs June 16, 2016

douchano

A Mexican or Guatemalan douche bag

Hey Juan stop being a douchano

by TotttAlly not racist June 12, 2016