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Bag Jenga

When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.
When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.
by Bdp94 July 28, 2019
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Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
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shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie
I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.
by Large Marge August 20, 2015
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bag

by Pigglet_88 May 16, 2018
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stink bag

when you dropping logs the doo doo water slaps up on your nutsack
Mannnn, Ryan and Joe are playing shit swords, you know they boxers gonna stink when they cover their stink bags.
by Da JH Man November 23, 2021
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Double tea bag

When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
“Jim and Moe continuously Double tea bag me after I die in call of duty.”
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
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bag warmer

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky
by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013
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