Smack’n Cheese

When an angry Frenchman ejaculates into his palm, yells “SAY CHEESE” and proceeds to SMACK an American pig in the face

I saw a movie where this French dude smack’n cheesed the hell out of a guy!

by Rickymidis November 23, 2018

Dip the cheese

Dip your dick in a girls asshole from a high place

I dip the cheese last night

by A1Woody November 28, 2018

josh dauley butt cheese facility

A facility owned by Josh Dauley where he milks big black bitches for buttcheese

oh look it that guy work at josh dauley butt cheese facility

by poopybutt4444444 November 29, 2018

Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.

"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."

by Dickbutt6969420666 December 22, 2018

Burt's Cheese

When you're beezing and you get that mad facial you get that burt's cheese

Jeremih: Yo did you hear Eli hooked up with that pooptart last night?
Nick: Yeah, I heard he gave her that burt's cheese

by OG Cheesebone January 7, 2019

bent the cheese

Euphemism for literally anything.

Frank: Ann passed away last night.
Jerry: There are children here, Ann bent the cheese last night.

by Longer schlonger February 20, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019