douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014

To bag

To cancel doing something.

Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.

by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

heafty bag

Heafty bag giant condom

A heafty bag is for people with huge dicks

by Urgent6hzhgz April 20, 2017

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 November 25, 2015

In your bag

He bagged a bad bitch. ( he’s w a bad bitch)

Damnnn boy you in your bag

by Yourdad235789 September 26, 2021